Joke of the Day: Oxymoron's

1. Act naturally
2. Found missing
3. Resident alien
4. Advanced BASIC
5. Genuine imitation
6. Military intelligence
7. Airline food
8. Good grief
9. Same difference
10. Almost exactly
11. Government organization
12. Sanitary landfill
13. Alone together
14. Legally drunk
15. Silent scream
16. Living dead
17. Small crowd
18. Business ethics
19. Microsoft Works
20. Soft rock
21. Software documentation
22. California culture
23. New classic
24. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they Teflon stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If fire fighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for "synonym"?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?