Fortunes

These are actual fortunes I've received from actual cookies:

"The starts appear every night in the sky. All is well."
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance."
"The world is a grand comedy to your sense of humor."
"Nothing gets in the way of your vision of yourself in the future."
"There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you."
"Happy people need no particular cause to be happy."
"You'll never know what you can do until you try."